<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" ><channel><title>Jurnal de Oradea &#187; umor</title> <atom:link href="http://oradeanul.com/tag/umor/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://oradeanul.com</link> <description>Blogging is Trendy - blog de jurnalist apolitic</description> <lastBuildDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 07:10:23 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2</generator> <item><title>Speed Linking</title><link>http://oradeanul.com/2008/11/speed-linking-2.html</link> <comments>http://oradeanul.com/2008/11/speed-linking-2.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 07:43:22 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Laurentiu</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Divertisment]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Scurte]]></category> <category><![CDATA[animale]]></category> <category><![CDATA[audi]]></category> <category><![CDATA[bihor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[dot com]]></category> <category><![CDATA[dot ro]]></category> <category><![CDATA[electorale]]></category> <category><![CDATA[fun]]></category> <category><![CDATA[limba]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Oradea]]></category> <category><![CDATA[post]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Poza]]></category> <category><![CDATA[romana]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Sport]]></category> <category><![CDATA[tate]]></category> <category><![CDATA[umor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[vacanta]]></category> <category><![CDATA[www]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.oradeanul.com/?p=1479</guid> <description><![CDATA[1. azi rotld isi ia jucariile si pleaca acasa 2. realitatea confunda animalele, nu sunt ursuleti, sunt boi :) 3. Ies mai ieftin la transport daca ma trimit prin posta? 4. O poza geniala primita de la un cititor: 5. Astia de-au facut afisul nu participa la electoralele din Oradea? &#169;2012 Jurnal de Oradea.]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 15px; width:240px;"> <img src="http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g56/siropel/fara_blat.jpg" width="240" /></p><p>1. azi <a href="http://www.cti97.ro/2008/11/18/rotld-isi-ia-vacanta-o-zi/" target="_blank">rotld isi ia jucariile</a> si pleaca acasa</p><p>2. <a href="http://www.visurat.ro/2008/11/19/o-realitatea/" target="_blank">realitatea confunda animalele</a>, nu sunt ursuleti, sunt boi :)</p><p>3. Ies mai ieftin la transport daca <a href="http://www.bihoreanul.ro/magazin/un-detinut-a-evadat-prin-posta-3508799" target="_blank">ma trimit prin posta</a>?</p><p>4. O poza geniala primita de la un cititor:</p><p><a href="http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g56/siropel/fara_blat.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g56/siropel/fara_blat.jpg" alt="fara blat claudiu pop" width="450" /></a></p><p>5. <a href="http://www.henrich.ro/bancuri-umor-veselie/este-grele-limba-romana-nui-asa/" target="_blank">Astia de-au facut afisul</a> nu participa la electoralele din Oradea?</p><p>&copy;2012 <a href="http://oradeanul.com">Jurnal de Oradea</a>. ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://oradeanul.com/2008/11/speed-linking-2.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Se intampla in Oradea</title><link>http://oradeanul.com/2008/10/se-intampla-in-oradea.html</link> <comments>http://oradeanul.com/2008/10/se-intampla-in-oradea.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 14:38:48 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Laurentiu</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Divertisment]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Oradea]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Poza Zilei]]></category> <category><![CDATA[bere]]></category> <category><![CDATA[dot com]]></category> <category><![CDATA[dot ro]]></category> <category><![CDATA[GAMES]]></category> <category><![CDATA[inform]]></category> <category><![CDATA[news]]></category> <category><![CDATA[umor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[www]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.oradeanul.com/?p=1367</guid> <description><![CDATA[1. Grupul de umor BRIGADA 2 pe 3 va invita Joi 23 octombrie ora 23 in clubul Blue Monday la un spectacol de stand-up comedy. Trupa este din Timisoara, are in componenta doi membrii si sunt pentru prima oara in Oradea cu un astfel de show. Intrarea este libera. (Multumesc Flavius Kocsis pentru informatie) 2. [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 15px; width:240px;"> <img src="http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g56/siropel/IMG_3213.jpg" width="240" /></p><p>1. <strong>Grupul de umor BRIGADA 2 pe 3</strong> va invita Joi 23 octombrie ora 23 in clubul <strong>Blue Monday</strong> la un spectacol de stand-up comedy. Trupa este din Timisoara, are in componenta doi membrii si sunt pentru prima oara in Oradea cu un astfel de show. Intrarea este libera. (Multumesc Flavius Kocsis pentru informatie)</p><p>2. <strong>Unicul magazin specializat de machete</strong> si modele din <strong>Oradea</strong>. Before and after.</p><p>Str Nufarului Nr. 21 Bl. D131 parter &#8211; in curand si pe <a title="rcgames oradea" href="http://www.rcgames.ro" target="_blank">www.rcgames.ro</a><br /> <a href="http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g56/siropel/IMG_3213.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g56/siropel/IMG_3213.jpg" alt="rcgames oradea" width="400" /></a></p><p><a href="http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g56/siropel/IMG_3249.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g56/siropel/IMG_3249.jpg" alt="rcgames oradea" width="400" /></a></p><p><a href="http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g56/siropel/IMG_3227.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g56/siropel/IMG_3227.jpg" alt="rcgames oradea" width="400" /></a></p><p>3. <strong>Clatita Kheops</strong> (a la Luciano) &#8211; Kheops Fast Food &#8211; str. Iuliu Maniu 13</p><p>In curand si clatite arabesti.<br /> <a title="clatite oradea" href="http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g56/siropel/IMG_3254.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g56/siropel/IMG_3254.jpg" alt="clatite oradea fast food" width="400" /></a></p><p><a title="clatite oradea fast food" href="http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g56/siropel/IMG_3257.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g56/siropel/IMG_3257.jpg" alt="clatite oradea fast food luci dai bere" width="400" /></a></p><p>&copy;2012 <a href="http://oradeanul.com">Jurnal de Oradea</a>. ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://oradeanul.com/2008/10/se-intampla-in-oradea.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Cum &#8220;Fusu&#8221; la Ruse, Blogaria 3</title><link>http://oradeanul.com/2008/05/cum-fusu-la-ruse-blogaria-3.html</link> <comments>http://oradeanul.com/2008/05/cum-fusu-la-ruse-blogaria-3.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 08:47:28 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Laurentiu</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Divertisment]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Stiri]]></category> <category><![CDATA[america]]></category> <category><![CDATA[arhiblog]]></category> <category><![CDATA[auto]]></category> <category><![CDATA[bere]]></category> <category><![CDATA[blog]]></category> <category><![CDATA[blogaria]]></category> <category><![CDATA[bucuresti]]></category> <category><![CDATA[bulgaria]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ciutacu]]></category> <category><![CDATA[cola]]></category> <category><![CDATA[dot com]]></category> <category><![CDATA[dot ro]]></category> <category><![CDATA[gsp]]></category> <category><![CDATA[mare]]></category> <category><![CDATA[neogen]]></category> <category><![CDATA[nevasta]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Poza]]></category> <category><![CDATA[poze]]></category> <category><![CDATA[tate]]></category> <category><![CDATA[tudor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[umor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[vacanta]]></category> <category><![CDATA[vista]]></category> <category><![CDATA[wordpress]]></category> <category><![CDATA[www]]></category> <category><![CDATA[yahoo]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.oradeanul.com/?p=923</guid> <description><![CDATA[Toata lumea trage de mine sa le spun ce si cum dar eu dorm. D`abia astept sa incep lucrul ca sa am si eu ceva timp liber :) In primul rand trebuie sa multumesc Denisucai si parintilor ei pentru ospitalitate si sandwishuri. Multumesc si lui Tudor pentru Vista Ultimate licentiat (care va primi un review.) [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Toata lumea trage de mine sa le spun ce si cum dar eu dorm. D`abia astept sa incep lucrul ca sa am si eu ceva timp liber :)</p><p>In primul rand trebuie sa multumesc <a href="http://denisuca.com" target="_blank">Denisucai</a> si parintilor ei pentru ospitalitate si sandwishuri. Multumesc si lui <a href="http://studentclub.ro/tudorg/" target="_blank">Tudor</a> pentru Vista Ultimate licentiat (care va primi un review.)</p><p>In Bucuresti am fost la cafea la Marriot, intalnire sponsorizata de <a href="http://www.americanbuilt.ro" target="_blank">Cristi</a>.</p><p>A fost mai super ca anul trecut desi nu s-a facut atata lume varza (de parca distractia ar sta in asta). De data asta chiar s-a discutat mai liber (discursuri pline de umor si condimentate cu carne mai ales de zoso) dovada ca s-au cam sudat prieteniile. N-o sa discut despre strategia Neogen, se pare ca se pun sa faca fix ce-am discutat la Blogaria 2 (+ niste surprize de care nu zic nimic).</p><p>Am observat din prima lipsa lui <a href="http://subiectiv.ro" target="_blank">Subiectiv</a> de la aceasta intalnire (da buey, ne e dor de tine si mie si lui <a href="http://cferseta.wordpress.com/2008/05/11/blogaria-3-punct-si-de-la-capat/" target="_blank">Noro</a>).</p><p><a href="http://www.arhiblog.com" target="_blank">Arhi</a> e un adevarat atlet la kilogramele pe care le poarta (beer storage) si are o <a title="nevasta" href="http://nevasta.net" target="_blank">nevasta</a> superba. Zoso mi-a declarat dragoste eterna (cu un Cola Blak) si m-a intrebat daca vreau <a href="http://www.zoso.ro/2008/05/case-de-vacanta-ieftine-la-75km-de-bucuresti.html" target="_blank">sa ma mut cu el in Bulgaria.</a></p><p>Lui <a href="http://fusu.ro" target="_blank">Calin Fusu</a> ii place asa de mult Yahoo! (pe care l-au copiat pana acum) incat l-a intrebat pe <a href="http://bobbyvoicu.ro" target="_blank">Bobby</a> daca e de vanzare. Dupa o licitatie grea, tranzactia s-a finalizat pentru o sticla de Jack + acadeaua pe care o lingea <a href="http://profil.neogen.ro/d_i_d_i" target="_blank">Didi</a> (Didi e mai &#8220;pufoasa&#8221; decat anul trecut). (Nu s-a vandut niciun Yahoo, va testam inteligenta)</p><p><a href="http://amardezi.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Vlad Petreanu</a> (de la antene, desi nu prea pare) si Bobby Voicu trebuie sa dea o bere cand ne vom intalni data viitoare, stiu ei de ce. Pacat ca n-au stat mai mult la Luliaka. Si Fusu s-a carat mai rapid.</p><p><a href="http://www.scarlatescu.ro/2008/05/12/blogaria-3-pozele-promise/" target="_blank">Scarlatescu</a> a fost foarte cuminte, cel putin asa mi s-a parut mie.</p><p>Am mai vorbit de <a href="http://www.jurnalul.ro/autori/2/marius-tuca" target="_blank">onanist</a> si de CiuTuca, personajul nascut din dragostea eterna dintre Ciutacu si Tuca.</p><p><strong>Am limbrici! M-a mancat in cur</strong> sa spun la vama ca imi expira buletinul peste 2 luni si era o posibilitate sa raman in Bulgaria. Ca sa stie toata lumea: pentru a putea iesi din tara, data de expirare a buletinului trebuie sa fie mai mare de 6 luni.</p><p><a href="http://www.mariussescu.com/2008/05/12/dupa-blogaria-3/" target="_blank">Lista cu cei care au fost prezenti o gasiti la Sescu</a>.</p><p>O <a href="http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i149/zosolino/11/DSCF2068.jpg" target="_blank">poza cu cartelul</a> :)</p><p>Ah, si cate ar mai fi de scris&#8230; (nu promit nimic).</p><p>&copy;2012 <a href="http://oradeanul.com">Jurnal de Oradea</a>. ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://oradeanul.com/2008/05/cum-fusu-la-ruse-blogaria-3.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>3</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Ar trebui sa schimb ceva la blogu` asta &#8230;</title><link>http://oradeanul.com/2007/11/ar-trebui-sa-schimb-ceva-la-blogu-asta.html</link> <comments>http://oradeanul.com/2007/11/ar-trebui-sa-schimb-ceva-la-blogu-asta.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 07:51:06 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Laurentiu</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Divertisment]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Poza Zilei]]></category> <category><![CDATA[blog]]></category> <category><![CDATA[dot com]]></category> <category><![CDATA[dot ro]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Oradea]]></category> <category><![CDATA[oradeanul]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Stiri]]></category> <category><![CDATA[umor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[www]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.oradeanul.com/2007/11/07/ar-trebui-sa-schimb-ceva-la-blogu-asta.html</guid> <description><![CDATA[(am imprumutat imaginea de pe bihon.ro de la umor) &#169;2012 Jurnal de Oradea.]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.oradeanul.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/garfield.jpg" alt="garfield.jpg" /></p><p>(am imprumutat imaginea de pe bihon.ro de la umor)</p><p>&copy;2012 <a href="http://oradeanul.com">Jurnal de Oradea</a>. ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://oradeanul.com/2007/11/ar-trebui-sa-schimb-ceva-la-blogu-asta.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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